Sam
Three moods: tractor tire, car tire, bike tire
DC
Anonymous asked:
you dont want to fuck mario..?
ratguzzler-deactivated20181213 Answer:
the disappointment and sadness from this is palpable. im so sorry
coke of cola is a health potion. pepsi is a mana potion
what’s graped soda
it’s fucking purple baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(via unclefather)
mosquito on my screen he hasn’t moved in the past 5 minutes
8th dimensional superbeings doing this shit to me right now
i’m so glad i grew bored of 4chan in the mid-2000s.
Thanks for the overwhelming support ladies.
me: send my apologies to the chef
waiter: apo-apologies?
me: yes. tell them i’m sorry for even being here. i am a burden to anyone i’ve ever met and
(Source: unclefather, via unclefather)